Princess Charmaine / Lust

ONCE upon a time, there lived a very skinny and cheeky princess, living in the outskirts of Friedwaterdog Valley. Her name was Charmaine, but many pronounced it as SHAR-MAI-NEE. Nevertheless, Charmaine was a powerful princess with powers like no other, some including *cough*....checking out random guys.

Legends whispers, that this young lady loves acting cute, and many findings of her were discovered, some including this ...



just plain acting cute..


and again.. * to readers : dont get fooled..


One beautiful morning, Princess Charmaine decided to take a stroll in the village of hers, in order to check out the men there. She was never satisfied. And i really mean, NEVER.

And so, she ventured alone into the village, without the consent of her parents(as usual).. And there she found a guy she was interested in.. His name was Joe. Joe was a kind man.. A man with humble values and a man with pride. Charmaine liked him, but to him...she was just like a piece of Char Siew.

Princess Charmaine was sad for days. She couldnt eat, she couldnt sleep.


aww... look at her... so sad...


she's almost crying.. (who cares)


Her brother Chee Yuen came into the picture. He was furious.. And so, as what the HOH/HO family does normally.. Chee Yuen sent someone to catch Joe and forced the poor man to marry his most sayang-ed Princess.

Princess Charmaine was happy. But Joe wasnt. He wanted real love. A true passion. But with the strength he had, he couldnt do anything.



the bridesmaids.. haha.


On the wedding day, unexpected, a traveller named Sher came along. He had a magical hockey stick that could do magical things. As usual, Princess Charmaine too checked out the traveller. Sher, as wise as ever, advised her to keep her wedding true and meaningful. However, Princess Charmaine was too bloated with ego and power, ...

The traveller knew he had teach her a good lesson. He swung his magic stick and put her in jail. Here's some proof. :)









'am i pretty in jail?' :P



so so busted...


Poor Princess Charmaine, ... she was so shocked.


She was sad for days.. She couldnt eat and couldnt sleep.. Worst of all, she missed Joe for the real time this time and she became twice as malnurished as ever... She finally cried for the help of her brother Chee Yuen..






Chee Yuen flew to Sher's crib and threw magical spells at him, which made him disappear into thin air..

Princess Charmaine was finally free to go. But she learnt her lesson, and she was so shy to meet Joe again.


"shy"


However, Joe being the gentleman, bought her a few gifts to buy her heart.


lick me like a lollipop. :)


Sweet things like lollipops are like me!


boo hooo hooo. Whirl whirl..


After that, the Princess threw her old attitude away and lived happily ever after with Joe.


and its all smiles at the end..

THE END!!


P/S : some other similar legends claim that Chee Yuen took Sher as his gay partner, but there weren't any scientific proof to support that theory.



the final say :

Happy Birthday Charmaine Ho. Hope you enjoy this blog.